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ooooooooooooo i'm drink
I guess she didn't feel like it. There was hair all over it and everything
The last shot i remember taking was toasted to "love, sex, and magic". Needless to say I was 0 for 3 on that toast for the night.
Apparently I added "small children" to my likes on facebook. glad to know that's where my subconscious is at.
i love being in ibiza. their hotels are much more receptive to walking around naked in the lobby than our american ones.
Just seen a scantily clad pirate with 2 36 packs of natty ice on a bike riding with no hands. If she doesn't hit a speed bump she's golden and should be on the next Americas got talent.
I managed to lose everything but my socks.. which stayed on all 6 times we had sex.
Showing up at the grocery store at 5am to have the clerk sprint to the condom cabinet waiving the keys because you told him to hurry it was an emergency
Wow way to turn my death into an oppurtunity to get laid
Food lion is just a portal. Cheetos are the goal. Its like not banging a super hot chick cause she is french. She still has the same parts just from a different box.
Now I am going to fly my toy helicopter in the dark.
About to throw up, bathroom line up, Bro sees me. Yells, 'PUKER GET OUT OF WAY' THEY ALL PARTED WAY THREW ME INTO A STALL AND CHEERED AS I THREW UP INTO THE TOILET. we are going back
Hurry up I'm getting mooned by a hobo
Then you're three pancakes deep in regret.
The power of the half flaccid cock, and to think, I thought I was just playing accordion in front of her Vagina!
We should have a mid-burrito sex-break, too. Just so we don't get too full all at once
Good point.
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