If i come over, it means nothing
Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
Brandon just fucked that chick! I tried to warn him but T9 said she had "puppy roses" instead of "pussy sores"
I wanna dance tonight. i just wanna grind my ass in some man's dick.
it's like iHOP with fire
woke up with a sweatshirt on that said "someone special calls me grandma" and a sword. i'm just going to assume that it was a good night
Just found custom condoms. Guess I'm not getting any work done today.
who were those guys at the table sniffing dryer sheets?
At this point I will cuddle anything to prevent from dying alone
But think about it. I could put her gold medal around my penis
I want to be your penis for a week.
50% drunk capacity currently
One day I'm gonna have to send my roommate a "sorry I got high and forgot you were in the room and masturbated next to you" fruit basket
They already have a joint checking account. She's got his balls in her purse! What's next, a shared Facebook account?
woke up with 8 used magnum condoms bound together by floss around my neck, thats about all im gonna tell you.
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