I love how its suddenly "not all about sex" now that he can't get it up
He said if I stayed the night he'd take me to church in the morning.
they have a walk of shame score keeper on their fridge. I marked my tally for him on my way out..
At one point I was double fisting both beer & ice cream. I love public events in this town.
I don't know how I'm boarding the plane tomorrow. I have my car registration.
Why did 20 jello shots in a row sound like a good idea last night?
The neighbors outside are screaming at one another about God knows what and everyone is too scared to go outside and we NEEd more beer
Prob because you've thrown up alot. As long as its not like pure blood you're fine. Drink water.
he didn't stitch me up last time. in fact, he yelled at me for bleeding.
They've taken all the lighthearted fun out of S&M.
Better safe and shitfaced than hungover and in need of another surgery.
Pretty much just farted directly in a baby's mouth on the subway
I DID MY EXPERIMENTING. FOUR YEARS OF IT. IN HIGH SCHOOL.
Im so fucked up I'm drinking baileys and coffee just to stay awake.
It's 6 in the afternoon?
You really do take on your dog's personality she sounded like her pug breathing when we were going at it.
Randomize
