Did he leave or is he still there?
He left right away, I might have passed out. I saw your text and was like who left where? Then the oh shit feeling sunk in, hangover starting now.
I have no idea what i drank..i remember dancing and ass grabbing..u falling. Headbutts. Trying not to puke. And deja vu.
So my professor just changed my Final to 7:45am on May 6th. Shouldn't a Spanish professor understand the implications of Cinco de Mayo???
some random kid just walked into our apartment with two cases... I don't know who he is but I like him
she had no gag reflex. and is an abercrombie model. i love college.
My mom gave me a book called "why good people do bad things"
I didn't realize you were one of the "good people"
four guys that i have slept with have come into my job today. FOUR. i feel like it's like bring your sex partners to work day.
this is random but who was banging in the shower in our condo?
You called in. Quitter. You stayed at home naked drinking again didnt you.
Maybe he meant to say like I love fucking you? But just forgot the fucking part.. That's what I'm telling myself.
In other news, I apparently ate my retainers while rolling last night.
We are gonna sacrifice to and pray to every god in this world that he doesn't find out about her sleeping with his old roommate.
Remember when I made fun of you when you ran out of toilet paper on your brother's birthday and had to use coffee filters? Guess what happened today
You call it sex. I call it penis conditioning.
Had to clear my browser history. I figured if she used the search bar and her name came up, it might be a little creepy.
Randomize
