Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
i was watching iron chef and got motivated, so i made dinosaur chicken nuggets
I seriously just caught my 15 year old little sister with a positive pregnancy test coming out of the bathroom. Honest to God.
I have a coat hanger and a baseball bat. Her choice.
I briefly wondered why they weren't in school, but after the tinier one shouted "check out dem titties!" I had my answer
I called him daddy. To his face. Somewhat sober. What more could I do?
Call me as soon as you're able to dial a phone. I just took a shit behind a building in broad daylight and need to get the fuck outta here soon.
Really? Uh ohh sounds like a double date with extra stripper funnnn
You ran through a field yelling "I'm frolicking! I'm frolicking!" Then fell on your face. How is your nose today, doll?
We had sex twice and at Wendy's how dare you diminish that.
Honestly and this might sound scary... But I want to get high and play with weapons
yesterday pre dick pic he said "no disrespect to your situation but i cant wait to get ahold of you again in the future" is this how people network??
Please clarify that he is speaking of beer pong and not rough sex
Pretty sure keeping my vibrator in the same drawer with the weed makes it work better. I fall asleep almost immedi
so how was it...?
sadly not as impressive as one might expect from a division one athlete. he lacked the stamina i had hoped for, and by lacked i do mean he fell asleep while he was still inside me. an epic wtf moment, i know.
We're sort of like brothers. Except with more sexual tension. And we don't look alike. Or are related.
So we're not much like brothers really.
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