question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
I just stuffed five dollars in my near empty box of camels to remind myself to buy more. And my mom says I don't budget my money
I hate the Packers so much, I wouldn't cheer for them if they were playing al Qaeda.
I just threw up during my phone interview for the largest PR firm in the world.
I just had sex on a bear rug. My life is complete.
Keep your head up. His game is good, and you should be honoured to be a notch on his wall. If it makes you feel better, if it wasn't you, it was going to be me.
let's see, i ended up walking for an hour towards a macdonalds that didnt exist, sprinted full tilt into a powerline, and left a 30 dollar tip to a waitress at dennys we made friends with. I REGRET NOTHING
We decided to keep having sex while I ordered the pizza. I wanted extra pepperoooooooooooooni.
I puked and rallied in front of a cop...and then waved at him....
Wife and kids came home early...naked passed out covered in chili cheese Fritos dad will haunt them forever.
The quality of my porn watching experience has significantly declined. Thanks shattered iphone screen
He called me kiddo. We can't have sex
I can't believe he's mad at you for not remembering your fake anniversary.
Even in drag you're still better looking than your sister.
Nothing much. Just taking shots of tequila before I go get a bikkini wax. You?
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