I'm almost 25, which means I can ride with girls that have permits
i was shrooming and she was sobbing. i was trying to be sympathetic, but i could see the veins working like worms under her skin. and then her face stripped down to the muscle.
what was she crying about?
i wanna say it was the lack of skin on her face but maybe she lost her job.
idk if you're aware of this...but we could potentially have the greatest hate sex...ever.
Bathrooms are cool, I think Im just gonna hang out here for a bit.
Well yes but because of that incident i now salute to truck drivers
Wasted on the beach. There's children everywhere. A six year old girl even stood over me with her hands on her waist looking down on me as I was passing out by the water
My eyes feel like they're throwing up and I am the only human on campus
are you just inviting me because you can't afford an actual stripper?
You got Broadway Drunk, dude. I haven't heard you sing "Music Of The Night" like that since the last time I was holding you up on the way to the subway at two in the morning.
The walk of shame is a lot easier when I'm at a music festival and it's 12 feet from his tent to my tent
You are living the dream.
I have been drunk every time I've gone to mexico. I do not remember mexico.
Masturbating during the Olympics and cumming during the national anthem really is everything it's cracked up to be. Just thought you should know.
Well I either feel like the fat girl or very accomplished because his bed is now broken in three places
She said my penis was powerful and magnificent
Can you cover for me after lunch? I’ve never seen a guy who cums as much as my new Side Dick so now I need to clean the house before my husband gets home
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