I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
I don't think brook has ever known best
next time dont tell jokes :) miss bonerkill
What can i say, inner beauty is great but it makes a hard picture to jack off to
So at what point while he was throwing up on the girl next to him did you think "yeah, im going to hit that"
I am standing at the lion i publicly humped last night. i am mortified.
But like now everytime I pee I just think... wow I had sex with him on this toilet.
She said "don't make this weird" and then proceeded to sniff me.
Old lady caught me peeing in the street and yelled at me and said "I REBUKE YOU"
He said he wanted to have butt sex with me and curl up with me after and just be near me. Then he passed out.
This wedding is gonna be a disaster. I already had to turn down one of the groomsmen who offered me $100 to sleep with him next wknd.
Too low?
Yes.
Topless bubble bath with a lesbian is debatable as a gay experience.
Do I really need this much space in my mouth?
Are you already high?
Sooo i'm debating posing nude for the drawing and painting classes, I just wanna see if they draw my nip ring.
My girl friends dad just asked how I get so drunk and then he passed out with a bloody Mary in his hand on the couch it's 230 do you know where your parents are
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