I dont get it-she has sex with me but wont be my facebook friend?
would you consider him our boss?
technically yes
then technically i slept with our boss
I told my girl, that I use to jerk off to Star Trek. All she says is, "Oh my gawd, you're such a trekie!". If I was her, I'd be weirded out more than me being a Trek Fan.
I just took a bite of a bagel at school and it tasted like weed. If I am high for my test in 2 hours I'm gonna kick someones ass
She started doing push ups and calling me a pussy. Never set me up with your ROTC friends again.
Dont judge me. He may have been ugly but he was INCREDIBLE. He's like the Susan Boyle of sex.
i'm just sitting here going through her tagged pics, covering up different parts of her face to try and figure out exactly what it is that makes her so ugly.
okay just a general question, but if i got arrested, who here would bail me out. this is important.
Would it be inappropriate to trade Christmas cookies for sex?
Well, my family didn't see me in my drunken super slut state at Summerfest, so there must be a God.
This girl invited us back on the promise of weed and strudel...she delivered neither.
He sang a ten minute song about me sitting on his face and eating quesadillas. Pretty sure I have to marry him.
I'm recovering from the blowjob...She's doing her taxes...
So you can now add nose to my list of places that cum has gone that it shouldn't...
No. It's going to be "I'm mad that it took you so long to get over here" angry sex.
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