Oh and ps....i was sleeping soundly until i woke up by the sound of amy on the phone with her mom sobbing hysterically because she can't stop having the shits.
he said i look beautiful when i cum. i think i'm in love.
Soo both my 8 year old sister and fuck buddy are named Sarah..
this can't be going anywhere good
nooope. guess which one i texted last nite to come over so i could "punish her pussy"? =\
franzia sundays are my new favorite holiday
Dude, the women on the view have some valid arguments
You know how I know you're gay?
I AM OVULATING LIKE A STEAM ENGINE.
I gurantee you I'll be the only one dressed as a giraffe.
Coming to you live from the floor of my office..
that's all we do, eat and hve sex, eat and have sex. he thinks it's bad and that we need to talk more or whatever but I'm just not seeing the problem...
You didn't hold all these dicks to become a party planner!
Dude of course I want to. Your penis is beautiful.
It's okay, big boobs are better than running.
Idk what I'm more afraid of...checking my bank account or my STD results.
Guy just walked into the bathroom with only socks on and took a 5second shit. It is taking me longer to type this than for him to shit, wash hands, and leave the bathroom. WTF? Still wondering why he only had socks on.
Anal on new furniture sounds like a quickest way to violate a warranty
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