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Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
So the last day on the vacation I woke up in the bath tub. My mom said she asked me during the night what I was doing and I said, "swimming."
apparently vodka and oj turns green when you throw it up
basic color theory
he literaly had industrial grade plastic underneth his blankets
Steve just broke his bong and some kid in an american flag bathing suit and no shirt just fell down the stairs. Its dangerous here
we walked around the neighborhood with caution tape tied around our foreheads, making indian noises. I might have disturbed a crime scene to make a native american headdress.
Woman at starbucks on her computer with a garbage bag of popcorn and a bottle of lotion. Where are you coming from?!
You got kicked out after 30 minutes, 3 beers and 2 shots. Group record. Also you kept rubbing his belly and calling him buddha.
Last night I flashed a car full of people my tits for a bag of pretzels so yeah I'd say I was at least tipsy.
Congrats. You made me have an orgasm in Starbucks.
His flight was delayed by two hours though. I just got cock-blocked by clouds :(
HIS DICK IS GLORIOUS AND I WANT TO RIDE IT TO VALHALLA
Eaten today: granola bar, pumpkin donut, and fritos. Oh, college nutrition.
We lost. I'mma go home and drink more and do a face mask and wonder why it is that god put me on this Earth to suffer
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