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Babe...You're really smothering me right now
i just went dwnstairs and there are 5 guys without their shirts on hugging each other. i think i should leave now
My penis is the apex of life and all other references. Lookin for a cheap vagina at this point. And cheap Korean BBQ
There's a hobo dancing by himself. Is anyone going to ask how he got in the house?
Just took a beer bong out of snuffaluffagus's trunk. Your move
The more I throw up, the more I am remembering exactly what I drank last night...in order.
I just found out that my father was a Human condom for halloween when I was 4. And to think I used to wonder where my sense of humor came from.
OH MY GOD. JESUS STRIPPER. THERE IS A JESUS STRIPPER HERE. A STRIPPER DRESSED AS JESUS.
And PS thanks for calling it my "sexual liberation" and not "slut fest 2010: part deux!"
still finding ketchup in my shoes. thanks to graduation that is probably the last time ill ever say that..
I pretty much threw up on him while he slept, I had one task today which was to wash the sheets that I threw up on and I turned them pink. I would leave me if I could
Whoever brought the pigeon, please come and remove it from my living room.
I feel like ass. I'm missing 12 hours of my life and all I have to show for it is an empty wendys bag. Those Shrooms were too much... When do we do it again?
She's relieving herself in the laundry room. I'm really hoping there's a toilet in there...
Weddings might be fun but they are not getting fucked in the wilderness fun.
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