did you get engaged???
At a sweet 16. cant remember what shirt im wearing byt dnt worry im not sleeping w/ the guy who serves the chicken nuggets again
You gave him head? He fingered you? A little bit of make out?
WHAT THE FUCK ITS LIKE YOU WERE THERE
you missed a midterm to shack? WOW. How desperate are you?
i dont even feel safe using a push mower...that hungover
I'm gonna make a mold of your dick so I can make popsicles
We got to the party at eleven, and the host was already in the hospital from being stabbed. And she brought the stabber home with us when we left.
I think I've just evolved into some kind of vodka fueled monster
I'm laying here half naked telling him I'm eating gold fish to change the subject of hookin up cuz I don't wanna put pants on
Abby spilt her vodka all over the train's bathroom floor
WE'RE THE ONES DRESSED UP FOR THE LARGEST DRINKING HOLIDAY IN AMERICA WHO ELSE ON THIS TRAIN IS A SUSPECT FOR THIS SMELL?!
How did it feel to just observe all the people blacking out usually you're on the other end of things
I felt like I was at the zoo
Did u guys seriously make a betting pool on when im going to get pregnant???
Yep, wanna bid?
He pulled out the guitar, sat in tub, and took requests while she puked her brains out in the toilet. I think he loves her.
all I know is that I was naked, and there were cheeto puffs everywhere...
Sorry. Im too sleepy to penis.
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