Dude they have ski ball. Anywhere that has skiball is bound to be bangin.
Hey so summary of last night. I threw up in a rain boot then tipped it over on my bed, did my laundry and passed the fuck out. I feel like I didn't see you.
Just proof I should've brought the airhorn with me to class.
also, just kill me. literally hit me with a vehicle, or an aircraft, something that will ultimately make me forget tonight.
Just paid off my possession ticket on 4/20. Helloooo awesome.
Vodka?
Forever.
Goldenshlager is a hell of a drink. And these are the adventures ur missing out on w me. I gave someone a bath Emily. A BATH.
Awkward
Can't say I wouldn't let it happen again.
just woke up on my patio with a mouse eating cheetos off mys chest. youre all assholes.
It's entirely possible that I'm fucking yet another gay guy
This whole pope visit thing is ruining me having sex.
Why is there a wet sock in my garbage? Why did I chug so much red wine? Why was someone signing into my iCloud account at 4 am in China? Why do I do self-destructive reckless things? So many questions.
Nothing cures your heart after a boy calling you unattractive than a big fat dick
I wasn't talking about him I meant his penis! Its not a pet
Oh. Well it should be. I like petting it.
so how about you dont randomly call my mother during parties?
If it were up to me his wife would never get his penis again, but I guess they have some sort of arrangement
Yes, an arrangement called marriage
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