found a new level of pathetic. i watched a guy pick out cigarette butts from a jar that weren't completely finished. make sure you go somewhere in life.
I'm now in all their contact lists as "Pee-Pee Hands"...
Side note: THE ORIGINAL LION KING IS COMING THE MOVIES AGAIN--3D STYLE. We need to find shrooms.
Dude. Remember the only two rules I set for that? Always have a sober friend and don't do drugs with a fat chick.
I feel as if the hash cupcakes on top of mushroom chocolates was a little excessive last night
You know I ate twenty hot dogs in an hour once.
I am honestly so surprised you are a lesbian.
Trying to do the walk of shame over here WHY are there a hundred ppl on the el?! Thank god I pulled a summit and wore casual clothes I even stopped by the farmers market and bought some squash
you were bawling because you felt bad for being so drunk and then you asked for a beer
like I licked Molly off a boys palm last night at a bar I think its ok to eat chicken once a week
I mean I know I'll get over it by like tonight but ew ew eww. I cannot. Dude I don't even know his name also I threw up on his penis
I was in the rappers prayer circle. Then they're blunt circle
I just sucked dick on a ferry
I have to choose between charging my phone or my vibrator. This is bullshit.
Hey.... can you explain to me why when I woke up this morning my cell phone background had been changed to me getting a piggy back ride from a drag queen?
Well it might’ve been because you asked to play What Makes You Beautiful at the club
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