I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
so how does one go about finding a summer fling?
take advantage of an intern
we are driving next to a guy driving and masturbating while looking at a naked magazine. I love LA
Is licking assholes a new fad or something?
i just used burnetts to get spraypaint off the floor of my dorm lobby
I wish the health center treadmills counted beers burned not calories
he started fingering my stomach rolls instead of my vag... am i really that fat?
Define 'illegal'. Your idea of it and my idea are in separate universes.
You kept apologizing for not offering me some of your Whisky, which you referred to as "Jesus Nectar".
Hardcore start to spring break. Mike is wearing adult diapers because the only stop we are making is for gas.
That amount of times your family has seen my boobs is getting ridiculous.
You will drink beer in a kiddie pool in your back yard but you wont bring a girl home
Hey, it's all about finding the bright side. And boobs are definitely a bright side.
Guy fieri is speaking only to me. We make eye contact. My whole body is vibrating. My head is purring. I am literally marbles.
When I went to pick up Adam from the train station, I found him passed out, covered in gold paint and wrapped in a red blanket. someone had glued a gaudy green rhinestone to his forehead. He looked homeless.
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