Judging by the grocery store, everyone stocked up on frozen pizza and beer for the blizzard. If our generation ever faces doomsday, we'll go out smiling.
Just found a "how to get laid" book on the dresser and am now a victim of method number 16 corollary 7.
I felt like a dog for all the times during sex that he said "good girl"
I vaguely remember walking down the highstreet with a plate of K offering lines to passers buy. I sold a line to a taxi driver.
PRINCE HARRY WAS AT WAL MART SO NEXT TIME YOU BITCH ABOUT GOING TO WAL MART REMEMBER THAT EVEN PRINCE HARRY GOES TO WAL MART.
He slow fucked me. Doggy style. On a porch. You never slow fuck doggy style. Its a law. A LAW.
I dunno. The only plans I have for sure after finals are smoking a bowl and eating a 5 pound gummy bear. btw I bought a 5 pound gummy bear
Coming to you live from the floor of my office..
I may puke in class so I'm excited to see how that goes
I do have a life. It just consists of making scarves and chesse straws now
He had a joint rolled for us when he picked me up. It's how ASU does romance
Also, nothing screams "don't talk to me because I'm unstable" like walking around eating cookie dough out of the package.
I hope to God it's not the new neighbors having sex, because what I'm hearing sounds like a mildly defective vuvuzela or a cow giving birth.
I'm ready to run through the streets naked yelling "HES ALIVE!"
I don't like kids.
You were literally holding a baby 5 minutes ago
I like them before they learn to speak and after they learn to think.
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