Good. You are like the clit whisperer.
was it more than 30 minutes?
ya
then you're in a relationship
so i have my big date this weekend, and i was practicing giving head with a bottle in the shower. i stopped and looked at the botton of the bottle. it was PURE MOLD! if i die, dont tell the doctors how this happened....
yeah, it's no longer just 'day drinking' when it's 5pm and you're knocking over fruit displays at fresh market
i'm taking a spore imprint of the mushroom we found growing in our bathroom and sending a picture to ryan. he will then be able to tell if it's trip-worthy
How do people deal with hangovers? I literally want to eat my own face.
The orgasm outlasted the Charlie horse. Pros and cons.
Brunch got away from me. I might be a little high.
The only thing that got rode last night was the shit face train. I brought him home to see wht all the hype was about and he just started crying and puking in my bathroom.
This morning I found four opened yet full beers on my desk and my towel rack pulled off the wall and in bed with me
If I had a dick, I'd stick it in some Oreo pancakes
There is a video on my phone of me suckling a bag of wine from your crotch area while you say "The Body of Christ" in a Michigan accent. I vaguely remember being offended by this yet I did it anyway.
He and I tag each other in memes all day. You could say it's getting pretty serious.
Of course my parents remember you. You showed them your tits
The fuck kind of sorcerer makes a pact with tequila
Most of the people I know from AA
Haha touché
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