Is it too weird if im a sexy tampon for halloween?
nothing like walking down the street with a garbage bag of puke trying to find a dumpster
please don't go to jail. I'd hate to have to call the montgomery county jail every time I need sex advice
all i remember is that her bootyshorts said 'shameless' and that there was no turning back.
Tell him next time im gonna be "disgrace to the family" drunk
Every single person in dollar tree stares at you if you are buying a pregnancy test and wearing a charlie brown costume. Just FYI.
Well I think it's fate. Considering march is my fave month because it's my birthday and st. Patrick's day. And his name is Patrick. I'm sleeping with him all through march. No question.
Dude, jerking off when you're all hopped up on pre workout energy supplements has got to be the greatest thing I've ever done.
Okay I shall begin. Thank you Swedish chef
Hurrfy smmurdshy burrfst!
That is the exact response I was looking for.
That's actually very serious....I really do think of you whenever is see pizza
Omg. I can't go on a date with this man. His kids are too ugly.
He fired me, I fucked his wife, we're even I think...
I need an honest answer, no judgements. Would it make me a bad person if I fucked the other twin?
I guess it's too forward to greet him with a blow job?
I've been in town for almost 36 hrs and I haven't made out with a stranger yet - I consider THAT a record!
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