Your mouth is God's brothel.
I told her I had to go to work this morning, got fully dressed in a suit, walked her out, drove around the block, parked, and walked right back in my apt and went back to sleep..
She didn't know my name but she knew I was Canadian so she just called me Canada. It sounded like the national anthem when we were fucking.
hearing that almost makes me feel good about peeing on the coffee table
according to the woman who took my blood today, i have "party veins"
Ok say I was sexually attracted to a patient who also happens to be in high school...on how many levels is that illegal? And will I actually hear the laws break when I fuck him
Can I just say I love the fact that were in business with guys where I can write a hand job up hoes down text message
I'm pretty sure I asked his brother if he was gay while drunkenly falling to the ground.
i've now hooked up with two guys who have tattoos of their sister's names...so that's a reality i have to live with...
Sorry I twat blocked you earlier I didn't know Sam was over. But, my house my rules, I don't have to knock before I enter. I did see naked butts and smelt "Sex Stank" in the air, we're going to have to set some ground rules when I get home. Hugs and kisses..Mom
Crying in Target on a display sofa is normal, right? Asking for a friend.
69'd by candlelight when the power went out.
And change of plans today, I'm gonna lay in bed and eat taco bell and try not to die. Brazilians another day.
Should I wish him a happy birthday?
Well he has been inside of you enough times that you probably should.
My boss just offered me a vodka mixed drink at work I do not have a real job
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