You just made me feel so damn special
thanks...oh and i got my period
told you
oh hush
I just rolled a spliff on a dora the explorer tv tray. Preschool education meet afterschool special.
Just seen on a tshirt : "fake titties taste funny"
its good she wears the same dress to all the weddings so we can track how fat she's really gotten
so glad i banged her when she was skinny
so i replaced his speed with my ped egg shaveings
dont u have athletes foot?
can someone explain to me why i woke up under a twister sheet
She's the barista slut.
He seriously just asked the doctor if taking the medicine for chlamydia was going to cut into his drinking time. Never let it be said that he is not dedicated.
found a cell phone. in the freezer. wrapped in bologna. explain?
What if this is the rest of my life? Sitting at the bar waiting for someone to play Single Ladies
Men are not even allowed to look at you without a condom on.
I know, but the fabulousness of my baggies should not be what defines my business as a drug dealer.
This is the fifth time tonight that girl has taken off my pants. Take me home. Now.
Sharted again. Stuck in traffic. Fuck
Randomize
