We're facebook friends in real life
her voice is like 435,765 daggers being simultaneously twisted into my eardrum
i'd rather just be hit by a car than answer her phone calls
Is there a tactful way for me to ask a girl to let me know when she gets her period?
wake up i wanna do it froggy style
We were making out in the bushes when some dude comes and starts peeing beside us.
this is like black Friday for my dealer. I'm literally standing in line.
I didn't realize I was holding it, until I was like, "whose baby is this?"
i think he was starting go for a boob grab when we both realized the middle of a public tennis court wasn't the place
I am in my freshman residence hall trying to convince an Asian man to give me my pants back. Never. Drinking. Again.
I think we need to teach you what straight means again
I mean, you have to swipe right on someone you had sex with last week though, right?
Is is gay if I donloaded Grinder to see if my roommate is gay?
A relationship is waiting for him to fall asleep so you can cum (finally!) while watching porn
she went outside...danced, got some snow, and put cherry vodka in it. she was so proud of herself.
He was talking about his friends deceased ferret and I still managed to orgasm.
Now THAT is dedication!
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