I know, he also has a fancy car to make up for his tiny penis
four loko is apparently banned in the us. so i think its time for us to stock up. i already emailed them about buying them in bulk
We're learning about the color wheel. Hello college.
and my souvenir for the night was a nice ambulance blanket
I wish the ER had shaved that part of my head. It would be easier to show people my staples at the bar.
I just had a brazillian performed by a hungarian named olga. Im pretty sure she was trying to rip out my soul. You owe me a million orgasms
Ok here's the state of the situation: We're alone in a strange city with strange people with nothing but alcohol and sprite, I think we're gonna make it.
No more margaritas for you. Also, tequila should be reclassified as a hallucinogen.
You drunkenly hook up with 5 people in one night and suddenly everyone tries to party with you.
Fun thought: I realized the thing I miss most about him is dixie kong's double trouble on his super Nintendo. It's possible that I don't have a soul.
Two days later and my throat is still sore. That bong is a double edged sword.
They should incorporate dolphins into professional surfing
he's a ginger AND was born with 2 holes in his penis. sleeping with a rare species & I LOVE THE THRILL
I think we ended 5-7 relationships as well this weekend...so another good stat
It's hard to talk dirty with a mouth full of peanut butter
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