New low: just hacked my moms facebook
why is jon gosselin on the news 24/7 for dating some new lady?? how bout I get on msnbc for not getting laid since forever ago
The only problem is i have violated all potential new years resolutions at the new years party.
i wish semen tasted like chocolate
dude your girlfriend is running naked down the hall with a raw chicken taped to her stomach saying this is what I'll look like pregnant...run far far away
i was gonna fuck her but then she started eatin sushi from her purse. i really need to raise my standards
We have zombies coming, and all you can think about is cock.
I asked her to make me water, which in turn meant get me a glass. She handed me a cup of microwaved ice cubes.
If I die tonight and was cremated, you could probably get high off the smoke.
So I think my aunt and her one legged boyfriend are getting it on in the next room. Traumatized does not even begin to describe what I am right now
Either you got hacked or we need to have a serious discussion about sending penis enlargement emails to your straight friends and why you shouldn't. It sends the wrong message.
So I'll be starting a scrapbook from all the mugshots of the guys I've slept with
I don't know where I keep finding these guys, but mi power bottoms es su power bottoms.
Is it bad I use my AA meeting to hookup with guys?
IM HAMMERED AND JUST HAD CHEESECAKE THAT MADE ME FEEL LIKE NO MAN HAS EVER MADE BE FEEL BEFORE.
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