Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
she was mega hot - except for the poop under her fingernails
so he came on my face and then proceeded to say "that was just how i imagined it would happen"
where do you find these guys?
The bad news is tonight is also a blue moon, ergo, latin, I will have to get 'once in a blue moon' drunk which I feel is significantly more dangerous than IPO drunk
That's where the buck stops? Buying girlfriends online? THAT is where you draw the line?!
You work today? I woke up with a raging boner that was whispering your name
Also I'm proud of us for having an educational conversation in this group text.
Who are you, and why are you in my phone as Elf on the Shelf
I told the emergency room nurse I didn't want to stop and ruin the moment. She said safewords are there for a reason. Super condescending. Got her number though.
Turns out it's a fake number.
The more I drank he just got hotter and hotter. And then the mustache didn't look too bad
I despise everything about her. Except her tits.
Hahaha. I'm so high, this is gonna be so intense. Even the DVD menu scared the shit out of me.
Never. No amount of alcohol could convince my brain and eye sight that it is okay to fuck him. I'd rather fuck my cousin.
Sitting beside a stoned cat on the kitchen floor eating cheesecake with my hands...just a struggle
all i remember is walking home without my pants on... when i woke up i was sleeping in between my parents in their bed, no more whiskey wednesdays
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