Fun fact: tonight on intervention was the guy who did my tattoo
you made a powerpoint titled 'things i've drank tonight' and emailed it to me.
i woke up this morning next to my toilet covered in an attempt to make blanket of toilet paper
yeah come on over we're just pre gaming for the grocery store
oh, it's pms. I almost cried yesterday bc my roommates didn't seem perky enough when I got home.
I feel like I just gave a blowjob to a freight train.
I think you have the right to know, the water bottle you drank out of the other night is the bottle we use to catch what drips from the toilet. Love you!
I've got my wine, though it wasnt very good so I threw a sour patch kid in it
I had sex with a Dutch boy on a rock last night. Happy graduation! x x
I just did shots of fireball with my dad in a car wash. How's your pregaming going?
I've never said "lesbians" so many times in a short response answer
These are the last few fleeting sober moments of the day for me. If there is anything you need me to do today, please tell me now
Bring me pizza. I'll trade you your underwear you left here for 2 slices.
is it weird that i just witnessed the marriage of someone ive had sex with on multiple occasions?
4 of us. Guys and girls. Were sitting there discussing the passed out half naked Brit girl on the floor. She is no longer the international woman of mystery.
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