i really wish facebook had an app for when you are looking at a chick's photo album, you could just skip to the ones where she and/or her friends are dressed like skanks
I may or may not have screamed I'M ON A BOAT while having sex...on a boat. I think I was born to have sex with him.
Well whatever you do have, it sure worked on me.
A Penis?
Lol i'z typing this with my 962 nose
962=my?
Yeah.i
I kind of wish I was already fat. So I could eat all I want and not worry about getting fat. Cause I'd already be at that point.
I smoked weed with pregnant girl. I'm going to hell.
that's almost as bad as that time i almost ashed in a baby carriage
it glows. i had to have it.
So, how do I go about conveying: I'm sorry, yet very glad she is having my abortion. Via text msg?
I have glow sticks stuck to my boobs and a missed call from the 911. I'd say last night was a success.
I still can't believe that I ate McDonald's off of my chest in his bed...
Cross faded me is not the classiest.
No not at all haha I wish there was a picture of that
I'm cutting her off I can't have my good name soiled with these kinds of shenanigans
Shit is preposterous
Dad got stoned the other day and bought us potty training seats for when we have children
You are one with the wind and sky, bro.
I'm honestly just now recovering from saint Patrick's day.
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