OMG MY MOM JUST ASKED IF I WAS GETTING PAP SMEAR TOMORROW VERY LOUDLY WHILE WE ARE STANDING IN A VERY PUBLIC LINE.
Now I'll never know if Megan finds a millionaire.
He threw up over the balcony and blamed it on an invisible garden gnome.
i guess it wasn't a booty call since he got home from the club at 6:00 am... he told me to consider it morning sex
You threw a bottle at the bartender and then stole his tip jar. However, you were quickly KO'd by the bartender. Solid right hook.
Watching that soccer game was like getting kicked in the crotch for an hour and half and then coming right at the end.
Apparently senior citizens don't like that position
Zach is always passed out on the floor somewhere.face down in a puddle of his own absurdity
Ecstasy body chair massage shower sex fest this week?
I really want to throw this drink in your face but it was 6 dollars that shits expensive
I smell like hot dogs and captain morgan it's 11:20 am what is my life
Yeeah, I think a threesome is one of those wedding presents you can't register for at Bed Bath And Beyond..
All I want is some guy to eat me out while I work on grad school things then go on his way
My roommate is fucking his gf in the shower and i really have to pee do i just bust in or pee on his bed
RESPOND QUICKLY THIS IS AN EMERGENCY!!! LITERALLY AN 11 INCH DICK!!!!! HELP.
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