I was thinking about texting her and telling her I had syphilis when I was with her and that she should get tested. just for shits and giggles. skank dahaha
Did you get drunk last night? You put Christian lyrics as your fb status again.
I like yr title more along "the hot Russian I have sex with."
He gave up on mugging us when Dave wouldn't stop laughing. He was wiggling his finger at the knife and making baby noises and giggling. The guy just walked away.
Just described your amazing cock to a complete stranger. I am officially the worst wingman (chick) ever.
He told me he wanted to sleep but I touched his penis and listened to his heart beat start racing. I knew sleeping was bullshit.
Use your nursing skills for good, not evil.
That would make regret #10
He was more like the original regret
Im at that shitty point in my day where I start planning night activities while finger dipping vyvance off of my desk, you got any plans?
I have to finish a biography for history and write a review on it so naturally I was like "getting high will make this more bearable" and now I'm basically inside the book at the revolutionary war with this guy.
That's the last time I get in a car with six rappers headed to god knows where.
come home. i made deep-fried hotdogs; don't let me die alone.
He used the term 'cock-staggering' in an email. So needless to say things are going pretty well.
He asked me while we were fishing why the passion was gone when we have sex. It's official...I am the dude in this relationship.
I mean I've only met the girl once and she was trying to slit some guys tires.
I mean she's doing calculus in her head to prove how NOT drunk she is.
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