Theres a note on my antibiotics that says "Do not chew or crush. Swallow whole." I think that would be a good tattoo for just above my penis.
dude my 8 year old cousin is allowed to drink wine coolers. as long as its infront of my aunt. wtf
Almost thought it was a good idea to call his parents to thank them for having a son with an awesome dick. That high.
He kept singing "who's that peekin in my window" we thought he was high til we realized someone was lookin in the windows.
Ya know, sometimes when he kisses me in public I want to scream "HE DRIVES A PORSCHE!" so people watching understand that I don't have low standards, I'm just very materialistic.
But he found my shoe...that at least deserves a handjob.
we're driving around with this really dirty (unclean and inappropriate) 60 year old ex-san quintin con named old skool d that my brother knows and hes bringing us to get weed. what is montana?
You're welcome to join, but just to warn you, tequila makes my clothes disappear. And I'm telling you that as an adult to an adult, not as your supervising teacher who decides whether or not you graduate.
All I see when I think of you are dancing penis angels around your head.
Sup man, did you have a 3way this month if so it would be 3 for 3 for the house
its the pipe that keeps on giving. Just when I think it's done, I scrape just enough. It's a st. Patrick's day miracle!
I had fresh baked oatmeal cookies, tacos AND was on deck to give a stellar blow job. You'd think that'd be a win/win/win situation.
Spent 38 bucks on dollar wells last night. I'm pretty sure my liver is staging a mutiny right now.
i feel like every weekend turns into a giant blur of i dont want to know...
I’m at that point in my trip where I’m kinda hot, kinda cold and I have to remember to breathe.
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