why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
You make homosexuality sound like a cult.
hapi new year, hope this year brings u happiness and lots of sexi people ;)
stop writing like that.
the brownie started to kick in before i finished the essay... it became a race against my own increasing intoxication
It was like a lincoln log. Seriously. I don't know who's more pissed, me or my vagina...worst.hookup.ever.
She was either really drunk or really not interested. Everytime I tried to ask her about herself she would respond with a line from Stepbrothers.
That's the girl I met who was peeing on the driveway with me. We bonded
Just like to put it out there it's surprising how little reception a dog cage has
I still can't get the taste of her nipples and the udon noodles out of my mouth
So after my hot dog popped out of the bun and fell to the ground I tried to pick it back up and eat it. He had to kick it away from me to stop me from trying to pick it back up and eat it. I like him.
feeding cats lunchmeat on my kitchen floor. come pour me another shot.
Sorry I had sex in your backseat while everyone was in the car
It's quite alright. I found his shorts in my backseat, not sure what he was wearing when we dropped him off
Honestly, I am sitting in my room watching Ciara videos and thinking I am super jealous of how she rides it.
She is crazy bro, she'll kiss me after eating her ass but looses her fucking mind if I double dip a french fry in "our" ketchup!
Wait... where the hell did you even find a live OCTOPUS, let alone green eggs and ham?
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