So while she was giving me a lap dance I told her I quit med school. Just so she didn't feel like the only one who's made bad decisions in their life.
The girl behind me at the dollar store said couldn't wait to get her permit, then requested a pregnancy test. God I love being home.
Ran into him today. He apologized via facebook. sometimes I hate our generation
he said i balance and complete him. i feel sick
Oh my Christ. I just came so hard my penis stood back up and took a bow afterwards. I need Thai food.
Trust me. I don't get home before 5am. I know what Immmm doing. BTW bail money is in my closet. PEACE
After a few mimosas, my mom started sharing her plans to move out of the house and into a retirement village so she can be the youngest one there and find herself a "nice old sugar daddy." Needless to say, break has not started off well...
If I ever see that bitch it is going down flavor of love style
There's a website where you can order a pile of horse shit to be dropped on a persons doorstep. So that's another option.
He just stays over and makes naked pancakes in the morning
I just want to sing to him and rub baby oil on his head
YOU DESERVE A GUY WITH A NORMAL DICK DONT SETTLE FOR ANYTHING LESS
Ur dad just showed me a tit pic he got omf
I've decided to have sex with him one more time to make sure I don't like him
Dick very happy bro
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