I really want to sleep with her friend. I'm hoping our casual sex relationship will somehow lead to that.
woke up in nothing but a glued-on tiger tail. they used super glue.
Apparently she held up my head the entire 40 minutes, convincing the cab driver that I was okay
Because it is about to snow, I sent him for Diet Coke and cigarettes. It's the gay version of milk and bread.
Yeah. I stopped her before she flashed the guy for a free slice of pizza. She called me a gentleman and then before I knew it she was in my bed.
He told me he felt like he shoud say thank you and as a prize i could keep anything from his room that i wanted.
i need to start using my dry humping skills. i was dry humping champion in 7th grade
He dodged my hug and greeted me with a fist bump. I slept with him the night before. The only thing worse would have been a greeting by chest bump.
We hooked up with 2 friends last night as always and she stole their fucking cocaine and I just had to drive to their house and make her give it back to him hahshshahahah only me
When I said I wanted you to make noise during sex, I didn't mean mocking ones.
The power of the half flaccid cock, and to think, I thought I was just playing accordion in front of her Vagina!
You tried paying your tab with the coaster
Don't be hating on my everclear. Never taken a smoother journey into intoxication.
My vagina just clenched in fear
Worst sex ever! He was a talker for sure! I was on top and out of no where he said "Oh you bad bitch?" I stopped and left.
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