Dude she has a bf and shes on lockdown more than Nelson Mandela in 95
oh God, I have a dick of a middle schooler
his penis was crooked so i rode him at an angle. he seemed used to this.
So I'm at planned parenthood and there are 5 people here from Friday's party.
I could be wrong, but im pretty sure i jumped off the roof after my lighter.
I'm still not completely convinced I'm not pregnant. I just dipped beef jerky in cream cheese frosting.
I told her we could be friends and she said the last time i told her that we had sex behind a bar at 4am
I'm still hoping for it dude. Random north dakota pussy. If my 16 year old self knew that these were my dreams he would so try to beat me up, and i think he could.
The dopest dose you'll ever dose. I felt like an octopus all of thursday
I've been buying my puppy dildos for chew toys. I can't wait till a girl comes over and my dog is gnawing on a giant black cock
MY WHOLE FAMLY IS TALKING ABOUT MY BUTT
WAIT I'M COMING I WANT TO TALK ABOUT IT TOO
I had to bail out of the tour de Franzia because I have class Saturday morning. Grad school is ruining my life
The last thing I need is a possessed urethra.
I only wore my thong with cheeseburgers on it because I thought we'd have sex. So I basically wasted my best thong for nothing.
I'm surprised this is your first encounter with pepper spray. surprised, and somewhat proud.
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