Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
Apparently they want to see what I've been working on for the last three months. Can I just hand them a bunch of empty fifths?
He kept referring to his penis a his "love gun"
this isnt the person you just texted but i have her phone. she disappeared when the bacon came home and she hasn't returned since.
Spent 200 bucks on a stripper for a good night hug. I give up.
So, I'm playing the Doctor Who drinking game with my dogs, but they don't understand quite when to drink. Still counts as successful, though, right?
There should be a rule. If your dick is under 6 inches, you are not allowed to dress as Thor.
"Just cut me in half. Then take half of me home. And leave the other half here. Cuz I can't see."
We were having sex in the gardens when the grounds keeper walked up on us. He gave me a thumbs up and walked away
i dont know the whole gay terminator look is really hot on him
I noticed while having sex on Friday that I have great endurance. CrossFit works.
Its really hard to get off when the googly eyes on your vibrator stare into your soul..
hold on i need to sex proof my eyelashes. thank godd for waterproof mascara
I am in no place to make rational decisions, but right now i want you inside me
I just woke up in a prom dress on your bathroom floor, yea I'm 32.
Randomize
