ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
He has some good qualities. Beneath the layers of asshole and fat.
Last day of classes. 1st day attending every class. I'm proud of myself
he then started listing things that have been up his butt, never drinking in boys town again
Everytime I think about NYE, my gag reflex kicks in.
Hypothetical question: If I threw up in the dishwasher do I clean it up or just turn it on? :(
I love having hate sex.
laughing at 16 and pregnant while fucking w/o a condom....
i always knew you were classy
I probably shouldn't have slept with him. I feel like that may have given him the wrong idea.
When you're looking for your panties tomorrow, you traded them for a blunt on the train.
I found three vicadin and a pint of fireball with the note. In case of emergency drink me under their sink.
Nah. After about 5 shots he decided he needed to clean the gutters. We're headed to the hospital now so meet us there.
I AM EATING BACON AND CHEESE. FUCK THE BULLSHIT.
I'm so hung over that I'm pretty sure I can feel the earth's rotations when I close my eyes.
I knew it was you who came home last night because no one else would walk in at 3 am and start microwaving a burrito
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