Got a plan. Ill do rock paper scissors and if you win we smoke a joint. Throw rock.
His idea of a compliment is: 'you're cuter than your friend. If you both wanted a 3way I'd do it,but I'd pay more attention to you.'
getting a black eye the first day of spring break really sets the tone for the rest of the week.
I cannot be this high in this house. This house has so many of my secrets in its walls.
oh god my hair smells like rotten vegetables, sweat, and tequila. I wanna party with your neighbors every night.
Also, horsecock action starts in about a month. Have you prepared yourself yet?
It feels like New Years Day all over again...me trying desperately not to throw up in the backseat & mom and dad blissfully unaware in the front
I just gave a bum a ride back to his bench. Columbus is weird but I like it.
Dear lord though. So much glitter. It's just a big gay explosion and all of my whore muscles hurt.
I still can't get over the fact that he thinks I have my life together... That has to be one of the nicest yet most sadly misled things anyone has ever said about me
downside - we got stuck at the intersection before the santa clause parade started and had to wait for it to end. upside - i got frontrow seats and a blow job to the santa clause parade.
Yeah. That's the shitty part. God, I don't want to be a step mom. Sure I'm great with kids, but I just want unlimited sex and not have to worry about making friends with a fucking 7 year old.
I just broke a sweat masturbating on a Friday night. I may need a boyfriend.
and that's when you shouted "ahh motherland" as you streaked down hall 4B
thank you for the vibrator recommendation, i've come six times today and it's only noon
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