white trash or talent: driving, 1 hand on the wheel, 1 holding a cell phone & talking & smoking without using hands..in an old beater pickup..
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Did the walk of shame past her kids. I'm younger than one of them.
I just filled out my 2010 Census drunkenly. I'm single handedly throwing it off.
I brought his matress to the living room we're laying on it listening to rick james drinking vodka
I loved your drunken rendition of "I wanna dance with somebody" that you left on my voicemail last night.
my goal was to make out with as many people dressed as batman as possible. I have my priorities.
Last I remember we played rock paper scissors for who would fuck the guy with cowboy boots on and I won..
Passed out mid cig in bed last night. Thank you cough for allowing me legal prescription hydrocodone.
I did something similar high once. I stopped like 30 feet in front of a stop sign because I felt like it was running towards me and I started crying. Got out my car and hugged it and told it not to run away people need it.
I was ok with it until you started yelling " just the tip!" I know she's you gf but don't backseat drive the three-way.
My worst fear almost came to light...I was choking and the cats stared at me like they had no problem eating my face if I died
GOOGLE HAS JUST RELEASED AN UPDATE THAT ALLOWS YOU TO CATCH POKEMON USING MAPS. Pack your shit, our time has COME.
Being home for break is weird, just had a full convo with my dad about what I wanted for dinner, while a dildo was on top of me under my comforter
nothing like waking up to a voice mail saying your std test came back negative
She was going down on me before I had a chance to tell her I arrested her brother 3 hours earlier
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