I'd do that. But we would need storm trooper helmets.
I'm getting drunk watching the disney channel. Is this a main reason why we aren't together anymore?
Sorry for making you give strangers a ride for hits of acid.
hiding in a bush to avoid a seven dollar cab ride. cabby got out a flashlight and looked for us for like an hour. help.
Well they kicked us out after we started heckling the acrobats
The sales associate looked at me funny for wobbling in the heels i was trying on until i told her i was trying to see how well i'd be able to drunk walk in these tonight
Dude, this is like the 4th time today I've had to use cruise control for a 25mph zone. This hangover is never fucking gonna end.
Ive never seen him vulnerable before. He just had surgery and looked so cute on his crutches. like a little baby bird with a broken wing. that i wanted to nurse back to health. with my vagina
Didn't know hookah bars could end badly. I feel for her hair
DONT YOU DARE DIE YET THERE IS SO MUCH SEX TO BE HAD
I feel like I'm going to shit out a Big Mac
I've sent two unsolicited tit pictures in less than 24 hours. I'm the female version of a fuckboy.
How dare sober me try to tell drunk me I can't eat the applesauce in the fridge! Stingy bitch IM EATING THE APPLESAUCE! you can tell sober me I said that.
I haven't felt more like a college student than when I woke up this morning naked with my sociology textbook in front of me and my bong in my left hand.
He made me promise not to describe his penis in detail to you....oops.
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