Dork........ .......... .. . ...... ........... .. . ... ...... .. . .... ..... .. .... ... .......... .... . . ..... Yeah its morse code, no big deal
after we finished we were both getting water at the kitchen sink...butt naked
so?
then my sister's foreign roommate walked out...in footy pajamas
if i had a camp nickname it would be Flick Bean
Just washed my feet between classes in the bathroom...Four girls totally judged me...
Gave out candy dressed as a porn star...bet you can guess how the mothers kept reacting.
If your pregnant with his baby maybe we can start getting weed for free.
can we meet up so i can piece together the end of my night? for instance, did i jump or fall into a plant?
We are taking shots off of spoons and listening to Mary Poppins.
So not only did you shoot down my invitation and prob walked past my house but now ur excluding me from a wet t shirt contest which btw i totally would have won
We did shots with the Tupperware consultant last night. I'd say the night was a success.
All those movies are bullshit, there is no way to run down a line of parked cars, they`re too far apart. my faces hurts so much right now
How long is enough time to schedule homosexual exploration... Like an hour?
Actually, lets be honest. I will probably keep calling him the pastor because it brings me joy using pastor and fuck buddy in the same sentence.
It's official. I have spent more money on weed than on textbooks this semester.
It feels like heartburn in my lungs. I'll buy 2 pounds.
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