How does she give head with a nose like that? It looks like she has a plantain stuck in the middle of her face.
She has her iPod in her ears slippers and sweats on and is walking around the house up and down the stairs getting "exercise" she just stopped for a water break
All my credit cards need to be pressure washed
Currently behind the bar at some asian place, pouring drinks for everyone with a snake around my neck
You went down on Rachel in front me last night. Worst. Brother. Ever.
I mean there is a rehab there so its gotta be a good time
I left my coke in the bird nest in the bathroom stall last night but I found it nest and all in my purse I love morning suprises
No dude, I'm not naming my kid after your beard
Send me another check for the tickets. I scratched out "anal wax" and now the bank won't take it.
Turns out she left way earlier. So I'm stuck with this guy asking where he can score meth and if I'm really straight.
Explaining that I bought them at a strip club gift shop with my friend didnt make the furry handcuffs seem less weird
I tried to take a cute nude but sneezed halfway through. I sent it anyway
it was weird i started the party in just my underwear and woke up in my clothes
I totally fucked your pastor last night.
You're his wife.
Still a dirty get down.
Unfortunately the rum ran out midway through our viewing and we had to suffer in silence for the rest of it.
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