return my video game
Im so hungover
Come over i have rolls
Ecstasy rolls or Challah rolls?
we just watched the ball drop on the spanish channel. best mistake of my life.
The required reading for this week is a paper about birds called great tits. Let's see my TA keep a straight face through this discussion.
nothing like Chinese food and masturbating on a Saturday night
You insisted that you sleep on the bear rug instead of the couch. You said it was lonely and you kept on petting its head.
nah we got kicked outta the bar after the bouncer saw us putting straws up Chelsea's nose to make her look like a walrus after she fell asleep at the table
Its everclear night, yall need carbs in your body!
Talked to Nate, told him he was a douche. Will give details when sober. It's ok. You're my best friend together a wolf pack. Olive juice.
We have a little not a lot. We already rolled a blunt and named him Ron.
girl pulled up to the stop sign, got out, threw up all over my hood said happy thanksgiving then drove off
you were acting out moves from the wwe, in a dress. then you sceamed "you can't see me" and ran out of the apt.
I had to explain to an ER nurse that I burned my dick playing onion ring toss today, your social awkwardness hardly compares.
You can make out without kissing
Explanation needed
well you're talking to a woman who had glorious sex less than 24 hrs ago so my opinion is biased.
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