I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
google image searching george stephanopoulos at 1 AM on a saturday night...once again
Girl next to me just said "as a guy I used to sweat but not I don't. it's awesome" Oh. My. God.
repeat this after me. period at the beach is better than baby at the beach. breathe. and: period at the beach is better than baby at the beach.
I'm literally partying with O.J. Simpson's son right now. I don't know what to make of this.
It was worse than when we pepper-sprayed my dick. I feel mislead.
beware of the wheat thins...there might be a knife in it
She told me she's going to buy a projector so she can watch porn on her ceiling...I'm telling you man this chick is going places
Seriously, webMD this shit for me, I cant move and I dont wanna die until I have something worth fighting over in my will
Sobered up midsex and just went with it. After he tried cuddling and I awkwardly rolled out of the bed to find someone on the floor, apparently it was his room so he got to listen.
I can't wait for you to tell me about your sex.
It's a short, short story.
I just had a twenty minute discussion about endangered breed dog breeding with an Extremely drunk guy
So many questions...
ORGASMS AND PIZZA
PIZZA AND ORGASMS
I loaned him a tie and then had to tie it for him. I'm like his weird lesbian girlfriend.
We had everything under control until this one jackass fucked up. Thanks, Peter.
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