I just watched a guy get turned down by a prostitute
Get out...Run...Or there's going to be a dick in your mailbox
Next weekend I am getting a library card and staying my whore ass home.
Who the hell brings a 6pack to a party. I'm trying to make mistakes.
nothing can go wrong this weekend. $1500 to spend. i have options for hookups every night. my backup plans have backup plans
He did plead exhaustion. And I made him push through it. I am like the motherfucking badass football coach of sex.
My horoscope told me I'm getting laid tonight. Please don't make the stars be liars
It's pitch dark except for the glow sticks, someone turned the heat up as high as it would go and the bathroom is flooded. Also think I just stepped on someone's face.
I am going to dream of scrotums tonight, I just know it.
he could've at least fucked me twice. that's just common courtesy.
He's scared I want a relationship? How does texting him at three am and sleeping with four of my exes symbolize that?
I mean, on what planet are nipples suppose to look like that?
Other than trying to finger me on the couch in the middle of the bar a few times, you were fine.
You kept ripping all your clothes off and saying, "Let me be free!"
The guy got mobbed on, all hell broke loose. About 20 cops showed up, and this kid somehow convinced a cop that letting him pee in front of him is justifiable. This guy could sweet talk Hellen Keller, he was THAT good
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