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The only problem is i have violated all potential new years resolutions at the new years party.
My ferret is drunk. Someone told me you'd know what to do?
This flask doesn't match my outfit. I hope the gays don't mind.
Get everyone out of their dorms and watch 3 girls do the walk of shame from my room.
are we at that level where i can tell you your girlfriends tits looked really good yet?
the only good thing about him lasting five minutes was that nobody thinks i had sex with him or that im a slut because we were only in the bathroom for five minutes
I thanked her dad for "firing off a good one" when she was conceived. She said thats why he doesnt like me.
well I was pissed. first he yelled at me for having my own condoms, then he got mad when they didn't fit him. Dude, I only fuck magnum men.
well in the interest of full disclosure I have been using a used kfc spork as a buttscratcher for a month
Not after That Night. No. I hate tequila. And it hates me. Very mutual hateship going on.
i turned around and there he was, right in my face. i was mid deep throat of a hot dog that i was eating with my hands and no bun. you win FSU, you win.
I might go to an NA meeting just to fuck that boy in the bathroom.
im mad at you for telling me he ejaculated during "let it go." Thanks for ruining the song forever.
BRB. These cougars are squabbling over my junk and one of them is offering to pay my tuition
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