Cruel joke of nature. Hair on head runs from face, and hides on various parts of body. Aging sucks.
Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
His health insurance plan WILL NOT cover Lasix surgery but it WILL cover 100% of a penis enlargment operation...
He looks like he'd be great Lego character.
Handicvap rails on the toilet atre soooooo fuckin handy right nmow.
We stared down the barrel of pure insanity, took more and the electric elephant god rewarded our fearlessness by giving me golden skulls and naked women crawling out of the walls. I love acid
It's was about average. But he had a tat on his thigh that said "pull-out n' rollout" so I won't have to worry about a round two request.
Today I'm playing this game called how physically long can I Lay in this one spot before moving, do you have an estimated time of departure?
then he grabbed my tit and yelled "FOR NARNIA!!" then dove into my vag. i think I will do him again strictly for the entertainment value
You said this was your mistake shot and then vomited on the tv. Never forget.
Knowing that porn stars want to fall in love is the weirdest thing I've found to be beautiful recently. I'm so lonely.
I let him use my phone and now I keep getting gay cruise ads, I guess he forgot to mention something.
I think I puked in the middle of sex last night if that's any indication as to how drunk I was.
You can’t homewreck what the Lord hath brought together.
I just learned that I could drop out of school and spend the rest of my savings on a giraffe are you free this weekend
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