ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
You just kept rubbing her head and repeating "I really like your head, I want your head..." over and over for like 10 minutes straight... And she didnt even stop you.
Im debating on how to word my craigslist post so i dont get arrested...
You wanted to thank my penis. You wanted me to take the condom off so you could touch it and thank it.
Hey, if I'm gonna bastard a child and ruin his life, I'm going balls out.
You've fucked so many I should get a word bank when you make me guess these things.
Because nothing screams stable like yelling at a guy in a bar because last time you hooked up he stole your underwear.
so it took us like 45 minutes to get into the party.... then when we wanted to leave we were blocked and forced to stay.
....you got kicked INTO a party??
My Midnight Kiss was a Big Mac.. Happy New Year
Lesson learned:nothing good comes from an at home wax kit.
After you puked in the bathtub you claimed you were never eating quesadillas again and you never even ate a quesadilla
I wish you looked at me the way you looked at my brothers penis
Only you would get a side of potential vagina with your sandwich
Just don’t be like me and break up between Christmas and NYE and then get blackout on NYE and puke in your undies.
But actually he solved 40% of my life problems just in one dicking
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