i hope S**** or M***** or someone took note of the fact that i was drinking popov like water and could no longer form sentences. i mean, dont get me wrong i had been thinking about boning R*** long before my sobriety left the picture but the number of reasons not to, outweighed the temptation and without sir robert burnett as R***'s wingman, it would have never happened
Great. There's a birthday party at work today. Now I can stand around and feel uncomfortable for an hour.
What are you drinking?
Shitty Coors light. OM NOM NOM TASTES LIKE HIGH SCHOOL
He said he only talked to me because I talk dirty in bed.
We should be called the Road Head Warriors
I'm going to a foam party and gonna grind someones dick off hayy
it's finals week and we've been blasting country porch drinkin since 10AM. there's been like 4 tweets about hearin us on the other side of campus
Turns out floaties are a great thing after a couple bottles of vodka
I just wanna have sex and go to Denny's after is that too much to ask for.
HIS DICK ISNT BIG ENOUGH FOR HIM TO BE THAT PROUD OKAY
went back to my college bar last night. Bar tender doesn't remember my name but remembers me as margarita girl...I'm not even mad though
my gynecologist gave me a high 5 for not getting any STD's since my last visit and said "Way to go Annabeth!" you have twenty seconds to get to my level
Idk. The bad part of me thinks it's a good idea. The bad part is also the stupid part.
Did you poop on the roof?
WTH?
Is that a no?
I woke up on the hammock spooning a box of Cheese Itz.
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