And my fence, why is part of it on the roof?
Does your gf have any friends she can hook me up with?
Better looking than her though please.
2 showers later and I'm still finding cum on random body parts of mine
she called me a fuckfaceshitdick. not that's creative. it sounds like a crayola crayon, preferrably an orange-brown shade.
It's pretty bad that I know he's opening his door from the way it squeaks because I have snuck out of his room so many times this semester...
I'm playing a game where i judge myself by whats in my cart. Also have 3 bright red giant buckets
I'm in a pile of cheezits at an unfamiliar location watching dateline on tlc. Stage an intervention.
Big girls don't cry they get day drunk
While running home from the bar in high heels I multi- tasked and sexted with Brent. Jesus.
CONGRATULATIONS! You have won: pictures of my nipples!
He would come to class in wrapped in nothing but a pink towel
Only you can make me eat tacos in your car, while naked, on a dead end road in a ditch on a Thursday night.
I found them in the bathroom trying to wrap an American flag around Steve's dick. I didn't bother to ask questions.
His birthday is on Valentines Day, of course he's getting a blowjob
I’m really regretting these suede pants.
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