Fist pumping is hard when country music is playing FYI but I am committed
dpoing straight shots of jhameson. boys are imp ressed. i apologize
I cant help but love a girl who informs me of the pregnancy test results by emailing me a YouTube clip of Barney Stinsons not a fathers day speech.
so how does soaking flintstones gummy vitamins in vodka not make perfect sense
kool aid jammers and 151...our childhood has officially been corrupted.
I'm eating my emotions. I am no longer interested in anybody other than my own hand and vagina.
It feels like you stuck your dick in a fire and then branded the inside of me.
This is going to be one of those "I can only do this high" classes
If I had a dollar for every straight boy that questioned their sexuality because of me, I would live a comfortable middle-class life.
I just woke up on the living room floor at my parents house. The last thing I remember was making a scene at Buffalo Wild Wings because our waitress "Sent the game into overtime" with a 0-0 score
This country song on the radio just had a rap break. What. No. Why.
At least I know that however bad my life gets and how low I can feel I'll never feel shitting in a red robin parking lot low
Have you forgotten that this whole sexy cop role play started with a comment about my mom?
it's like the easy bake oven version of plastic surgery
I am no longer embarassed by my vagina
It concerns why you would be in the first place, but I'd rather not know
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