yo my bday is less then one week away. hope youve found another annoying candian i can lick dairy products off of. also sorry about your loss
a strip club that doesn't allow touching or asking for sex... whats the point?
unless her vagina can tell me my horoscope in sign language, I'm not going.
So i just found out i replied to my room mates craigslist ad. Akward
He's a fan of Alicia Keys on Facebook. It doesn't NEED to say 'interested in men'.
Ok. Also I almost just threw up. Seriously. I was think to myself "really? Here? Now? At my work desk?" and then it went away.
Is it bad that on the course evaluation it said "do you normally try harder than other students in class" and i circled "absolutely false"?
Good to know: if a hot girls asks to go back to my place, she probably just needs to vomit all over my bathroom
Just had a stripper snatch my glasses off my face with her ass
plan d- we get drunk, go see that Justin Bieber movie and freak out 13 year old girls.
When a bartender remarks "wow" on how quickly you've finished a drink... Is that good or bad?
Ahh good point. I got some interesting mental pics and I'm slowly entering a "fuck it, lets do weird shit" phase sexually, but you may have already figured that out since I've been fucking you sideways and upside down a lot lately.
I just singed the hair in my nose trying to re-light a joint. now all i can smell is burnt hair. day ruiner
If tits could talk, mine would be bragging
I just wanted a bootycall and now somehow I'm at his parents playing dominoes. But they have tequila so it's cool
I need to stop adding people I want to bone on LinkedIn.
..... starting now
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