seagrams + popov + pineapple + milk. there, ur search for worlds worst drink is over. you're welcome
He has been begging me for a Bj but doesnt want to get mono
How is he gunna get mono? is he gunna suck on his dick after you?
we need 14,000 post its to execute this plan
You handed some guy a spoon you found, he yelled SPOON GAME, and then the two of you spent the next 20 minutes throwing spoons all over the kitchen.
I feel eeeverything like there's a rhythm and everything can be felt w/o ever touching it. And it's beautiful. Sunshine or raindrops it's like orgasming. Everything has a taste.
Everything sucks i just wanna cry and smoke a bowl and pet my cat and die. All at the same time
I just puked my brains out on the side of the road (see picture) And I took a picture for our scrapbook! I am always thinking! =) tell me your proud?!
You were so drunk you decided to go out of the car window instead of using the door, once you realized what you had just done you said fuck it and went back in through the window
Go big or go home. i snuck in two beers in my bra. im here to win.
gorilla chasing a banana on crotch rockets. Halloween is getting way too real
And by pregame I mean drink heavily and watch Russian dash cam car crash vids
i am rolling on molly so fucking hard i want to do 300 cartwheels
If drinking had a "new high score" I think I hit it this weekend.
Yes. Ice cream tacos are an important aspect in the bridge of friendship
Tacos and sex are way better than any anti depressant pill ever was. I think I made a medical discovery here.
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