I remember having a drink with vegetables in it. They said it was a mojito, but it tasted like cabbage.
haha i love mojitos
ya and i hate cabbage
He told me they were just razor bumps!
taking shots each time the weatherman says Dont go out in this blizzard
He was a level 5 clinger dude i dont need to be told how ridiculously awesome i am all the time, if so id just hang out with my mom
I cant leave dude. theres a horse with a top hat on
And "sexual slave/chef" was as it turns out not a real career choice...
I just watched a guy pee from a second floor window onto the line of 100 people waiting to get in.
she says she's going to shake me awake in 15min intervals if I pass out
this was your mom?
Remind me again why a vodka watermelon can't be a thanksgiving dish
We had three bowls going. It was a tri-bowl tournament. Harry potter shit.
Until they make a bed that bathes you in your sleep, I will not be satisfied.
This isn't just a hangover. I can feel the blood moving through my veins, and it hurts.
Hey dude. I've got a mini fridge in my closet now so we don't have to worry about getting drunk and falling down the stairs on our way to get more beer.
Tequila Tuesday.. tonight is the night I defeat the liquor.
I have class at 8:30 and I am not bailing you out of the drunk tank again.
The UTI came back with a vengeance.
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