Steel Reserve is the RC Cola of alcohol. It's never ok.
It was all fun and games until Tim shit on the end table
I just did the math. 30.36% of girls I've slept with have cheated on a significant other while doing it.
I legit had to pull him off my car. Then he texted me saying 'take me places.' Shotgun getting that drunk tonight
Noooo. I told you she WAS a cancer. Not that she HAS cancer. This was the one time being a doctor didnt get you laid you alcoholic bastard
I'm eating Doritos that I crushed up n put in a cup so I only have to chill minimally.
I'm playing a lilo and stitch drinking game
Aloha alcoholism.
We put a ban on pants at an unusually early point in the night.
As much as I enjoyed playing drunk half naked twister and talking about my daddy issues last time, I'll have to pass.
We're sitting in the bathtub, eating pizza, doing shots of vvodka and comparing nipples. I havfe never been so comfortable in my life.
I'm sorry I tried to stab you. I just really wanted those mozerella sticks.
How do you know i dont look like i got attacked by a weedwacker on bath salts?
Dude on a beach in sicily and a blonde jesus just smoked us out and then tried to makeout with me I am never leaving this place
He said they were his favorite shoes.. So I threw one down the sewer. Now he'll keep searching the house for the other one. Sweet silent revenge.
It's official! Naked girl is back and making stir fry. Still not sure she realizes we can see her whole apartment from our balcony. Cheap beer and a show.
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