I just heard a girl in all seriousness say, "I told him I'm not a stalker. I just really really want to talk to him."
So many lesbians keep hitting on me. I'm about to give up and just go home with the manliest one.
She thinks she's a fairy, dude. A real fucking fairy with wings and shit.
I'm considering failing out of my last semester of college just so I can keep fucking him.
She's riding a tiny four-wheeler and has a Dos Equis in her hand. I at least have to meet her.
All i know if I'm throwing uo into a bag with a smiley facE on it right now and this is not a smileuy face time right nowe
Okay! I've got my sketchbook, my purse, my coat, and a knife hidden in my cleavage. I'm ready for to meet my blind date~
He's only going to be gone for two weeks
That's two months in gay whore years.
A horseman, i repeat, a man on a horse downtown just told me i was gorgeous and my friends were not. Not drunk enough.
FRIENDS DON'T LET FRIENDS WASTE THE LAST ADDERALL.
You could be a whistle.. And just ask bitches if they want to blow you all night
he didn't stitch me up last time. in fact, he yelled at me for bleeding.
Sooo I ended up ugly crying at the drive thru window at 10 pm last night....how was your valentine's day?
Well what did you order
He just chose domino's over sex. ARE YOU KIDDING ME?
just answer this one ? for me. why is there human shit in my shower right now?
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