Going to get tested monday. You're coming with. Bonding time, slut style.
dude im at a party with a bunch of 17 year old gilrs this is awesome
no its not leave
No. untill you have done a puke that contains nothing but semen and tequila, you do not 'feel my pain'
I think we need to stop being best friends, its not good for our vaginas.
ive realized i need to start an "avoid moving in with my parents after graduation" fund
It was huge And he was twirling it around. Im telling you, beautiful wonderpenis
I think they were cool with it, they should have know if I was the host of the baby shower it was going to involve a keg and jager shots.
Prepare for tons of dick. I mean dick by the bucket loads. Waterfalls if cock.
I was expecting it to be of the "I am your vagina's reckoning" caliber.
They have a house rule that you get a composite for every 5 guys you sleep with. Where should I hang my new one?
Wait do you remember that guy last night asking to use my nose ring to open his beer.......
no body wants to do anything today cause it's too cold, but a guy can only masturbate so many times a day. Ya know
Good god, my descendants are going to be fucked.
Just by hearing the girl outside reciting the info on her fake ID, I know it's gonna be a good night
I did put on a shirt to start the night, right?
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