I wish I could rss feed the hooker ads on craigslist because it looks suspicious that I check craigslist every hour.
Alex, there's no such thing as a fancy sex store.
just had to take a 4 hour nap to write a one page paper. its obviously the week after winter break.
no sex. but he left me weed, so almost as good.
He just kept yelling woof and then threw money all over me...
She hadn't heard about the oil spill. She gave dumb blondes a whole new standard to aim for. I did her anyway...but that isn't the point.
You tried to get the stranger on the sea bus to give you a bite of his chicken sub by repeating over and over "im in a girl band"
There was no way out of it, seeing as I left my photo ID right next to the vomit.
Please do NOT set off the smoke alarm when I am tied to the bed like this...
Can you tell me how this chicken finger got in my pillow case?
When I eventually hook up with a resident lets refer to it as taking a hands on approach to my job
Let's learn from last year: Leave the handcuffs at home on St Patrick's Day.
You're only allowed to hookup with one freshman a semester. MAKE IT COUNT.
Moral of the story: I had sex to Back to the Future last night.
I'm only gonna ask u this once. Y is there a picture of u only in superman underwear rubbin ur nipple on facebook????
Uh I can actually explain that one..
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