Yeah, she'd be cute...but she has faith. It's a problem down south.
Do u kno any dealers?
I've officially lost all respect for you, dad.
Went home with a 29 year old from the bar. Life lesson: 9 year olds stay up late sometimes
You know you are bi when you flip between the NFL Network and LOGO.
I sat in the mc D drive thru and refused to move till the chick gave me her number
I guess you don't realize how much twelve bags of chips are, until they're all over your floor.
She's good at three things and two of them involve dicks. And other one involves her love for arts
whatever, you made your decision to be a responsible student and where did it get you? a pushed back exam and no blowjob.
i'm having the hardest time convincing my roommates to go dumpster diving for pizza with me. i really miss you..
If I were you I'd use my green card to do more coke and less talking
My dick can't jump between your dick and her mouth, man. It's impossible, I think.
Ever since we've gotten back together, it's like the ghosts of booty call's past have been hitting me up. Lol.
I'm more than my video games and dildo collection
Damn it. If you ever throw me again, take video.
I don't want his dick, I want his flame thrower!!
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